tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post6871190348654319932..comments2023-09-06T01:31:38.653-07:00Comments on Comics, Beer, and Shakespeare: Gentlemen, admit your man-crushLance Christian Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14662783824480475026noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post-15933693596674346232008-03-14T10:18:00.000-07:002008-03-14T10:18:00.000-07:005)Warren Oates (Wild Bunch, Bring Me The Head of A...5)Warren Oates (Wild Bunch, Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia)<BR/>4)Denzel Washington (Malcolm X)<BR/>3) Supreme Court Justice William O Douglas- free speech absolutist and he married my Mom's 25 year old college friend when he was 72<BR/>2) Kurt Russel ( always been a simmering one- recently kicked into high gear by DEATH PROOF!)<BR/>1) Farley Granger (so he's gay..I mean...we're talking man-crushes here.)billeterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10268675708677388963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post-43082194580411049232008-03-14T10:15:00.000-07:002008-03-14T10:15:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.billeterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10268675708677388963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post-80373369076873168552008-03-14T09:13:00.000-07:002008-03-14T09:13:00.000-07:005. The OBGYN who delivered me.The way his powerful...5. The OBGYN who delivered me.<BR/>The way his powerful hands gripped my bulbous, placenta-slathered head made me cry out in ecstasy.<BR/>4. The representation of Jesus in the Bible that I received in my first year of Catholic school.<BR/>His expression bespoke an infinite capacity for sympathy, compassion, and manly affection.<BR/>3. The first dead body that I ever saw -- a homeless guy in the woods.<BR/>I poked at him with a stick.<BR/>2. Me, twenty minutes ago.<BR/>I am so ripped.<BR/>1. The sperm that swam up my mommy's tummy and burrowed into the egg that eventually became embryonic me.<BR/>That little guy had incomparable athletic prowess.DiamondDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10718214120815780406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post-28369075963402493162008-03-13T23:30:00.000-07:002008-03-13T23:30:00.000-07:00There's no way I'm hotter than Connie's son. I'm ...There's no way I'm hotter than Connie's son. <BR/><BR/>I'm going to do this. What's more gay is that I got a little excited about it, because I love making lists so much. Yeah...that's why.<BR/>Alright, I'll go with (sorry, no youtube clips; I don't know how to do that):<BR/><BR/>Even gayer is that while I was writing this, my list got bigger (no innuendo intended) and I feel it incumbent on me to include Honorable Mentions: Christian Bale, Batman Begins and Matthew McConaughey, A Time to Kill<BR/><BR/>5. Daniel Craig, Casino Royale<BR/><BR/>4. Marlon Brando, Julius Caesar <BR/><BR/>3. Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke<BR/><BR/>2. Bruce Willis, Die Hard<BR/><BR/>1. Daniel Day-Lewis, Last of the Mohicans<BR/><BR/>I'm going to read Playboy and watch Sportscenter while drinking a beer now.Andrew Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705467008503284935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051910413872751516.post-9023342602111011772008-03-13T21:16:00.000-07:002008-03-13T21:16:00.000-07:00What if I have a crush on another man WITH sexual ...What if I have a crush on another man WITH sexual attraction?<BR/>My top five:<BR/><BR/>5. Connie's son.<BR/>4. Denzel Washington<BR/>3. Andrew Nolan<BR/>2. Eddie Vedder<BR/>1. Justin TimberlakeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com