While I'm never as witty on the spot as I am when I have time to think about it, I suppose that here are some possibilities:
- About as good as my relationship with Quetzalcoatl (or insert a god of your choice - just not Heimdall, please).
- How is your relationship with Quetzalcoatl? (Yeah, I know, just a slight variation from the previous one.)
- We're just friends.
- He made sweet love to me last night.
- Who?
- I haven't spoken to him since he killed my dog.
- That zombie carpenter guy? You mean him?
- Wait...did you say Jesus or Jeebus?
That's all I've got so far. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.
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