Sunday, January 19, 2014

My football thoughts

If there's one thing I know, it's football. My friends all know me as a bit of a football enthusiast, nay a football junkie. I live, breathe, eat, defecate, eat the defecation, vomit the eaten defecation, and eat the vomited defecation of all things football. In other words, I'm an undisputed expert. Well, after tonight's football game, there certainly is room for many things to say, including, but not limited to, the following:

  1. The ball was thrown - more than once.
  2. The ball was caught - quite a few times.
  3. People (known among fans as "players") ran with the ball.
  4. People commented on these things.
And we all know that there was that one bad thing where the one player did a thing and others said that it was good, but we experts all know it was bad. Plus, there was a time when the man who decides such things said a bad thing was good, and there was that one time he said a good thing was bad. Oh yeah, you know which things I'm talking about.

I think it's pretty clear which team is the best, and which one deserves to go to the Super Bowl. There is that one team which is bad, because they have bad players who do things that aren't good. Of course, there is that one team where it would have been nice to see them do better, and hopefully things will turn around for them next year. They certainly have what it takes to be a great team, but things stood in their way...this time.

And who can forget the players? There's that one guy who's a total jerk, and there's the other guy who's really great. He throws the ball well when he's supposed to do that, but he's also really great at catching when he needs to be (and duh...he clearly does one of those things more than the other, considering his position). 

Ultimately, there's always going to be a team that scores more points and a team that scores fewer points. Some will win many games, others will not. 

Don't listen to those people who tell you things with which I disagree. They're not the real football fans. They just care about the things that are not football. I'm also fairly certain that they have numerous STD's.


Anonymous said...

That was a beautiful summation of the day. Beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I agree that there were some very unsportsmanlike comments but I think a lot of the comparing him to a Predator and other things is nothing more than watered down racism