But now she's done something that I've actually found to be amusing. My mind is spinning...look, up there - in the clouds! It's the Horsemen of the Apocalypse!
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On a side note, I have argued with my friends over whether she was attractive or not. Two of my friends insisted that she was. I, however, said that she did absolutely nothing for me. I guess for me, stupid is a total turn-off. That's why Jessica Simpson doesn't do anything for me either. I mean, I look at her and everything seems to be in place, and part of me says that I'm supposed to find her attractive - but there's just nothing, nada.
Anyway, this was the first time I found Paris Hilton to be even remotely attractive. Maybe she's not a total dim-bulb. I mean, I'm sure that somebody wrote all of that for her, but she delivers it with the right amount of conviction, and she was smart enough to do it.
Once again, I am wrong about something.
EDIT: Just read the "behind the scenes" article at Funny Or Die - turns out she memorized her lines. No cue cards necessary.
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Oh yeah, she definitely had to read that off a cue card or something. There's no way she came up with it on her own.
There a lot of women who are truly beautiful, but to me, she isn't one of them.
The thing is, her delivery was genuinely funny - something I never thought she'd be capable of doing.
Well, according to Adam McKay, she actually memorized the whole monologue! <gasp> Although, there is no statement on the use of memory enhancing drugs, cybernetic neural implants, or electric shock penalties for mistakes (it worked in Ghostbusters) as a means to help her retain the text.
But Lance's theory, once ridiculed by mainstream science, that she did not write the speech herself, seems to be confirmed.
-The Jakes
You missed my edit. And yeah, science shall now embrace me! Suck it, Ben Stein!
I wanted to tell Ben Stein to suck it long before this.
I can not believe she memorized that. Just think what other things she could memorize if she tried really, really hard. I mean, we could be talking at least half the alphabet !!
I don't much care for her face but I have to admit her figure is flawless. And this was funny.
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