The California Supreme Court just ruled that not allowing same-sex couples to get married is unconstitutional. That means that gay marriage is now legal in California.
I'm using this forum to tell my wife that I shall be leaving her in order to marry my friend and coworker Andrew Nolan (we even announced it to my 5th period class!) Andrew shall be leaving his wife as well.
After all, the anti-gay marriage crowd is right - this is destroying traditional marriage in this country. Andrew and I shall be the first to prove their point.
Oh, and Kirsti, if you read this before I get a chance to tell you...sorry! Now you know, but at least you're now free to marry one of your girl friends.