Before I begin with the first Haiku, I'd like to point something out. Scott, over on his blog, declared victory for Blog a Day month, pointing out (correctly) that the winner of Blog a Day month was whoever declared victory first.
I don't want him to beat me to the punch this month, so I am declaring victory for Haiku a Day month right now. That's right. The first day. So here it is, Victory Haiku:
Suck on it, bastards!
I am the King of Haiku
Five, seven, five, bitch!